Brunette MoonSunday, November 29, 2009
I'll right I'll admit it I bought my New Moon tickets about a month ago. I'm really not that crazy I just wanted to be able to see the movie in a timely manner and since every other Twilight fan has been logging on and Fandangoing away all the good seats I had to step in and take matters into my own hands. I have read the books but in a non crazy Edward you can bite me and take my soul kind of way. Personally I think that Stephanie Meyers isn't a very good writer her excessive use of adjectives like rock hard and granite in reference to Edwards chest tends to be a bit annoying but as stories goes I think she tells a good one. And as movies go New Moon was pretty entertaining as well! I'm not going to go into details about the special effects or the differences between the book and the movie because frankly I really don't care that much. But the one thing I really did have a problem with was the supposed most beautiful man/vampire in world Robert Patterson's complete lack of muscle tone! If you don't believe me I will now show you visual proof.
For most of the movie your eye candy needs are suppress by this thoroughly lovely bronzed beauty
Granite chest my foot.